MacAdam's Inventory O A Tourist Trap
Fully pleyable Celtic hairps.
Robert the Bruce's dunnerin hairt.
Flatpack kists o Stirling Brig
wi clear assembly, written in Pict-
ograms. The Scotochronicon in Ur-Glasgwegian.
Stanes o Destiny, repatriation
in wi the price. Plastic kilts.
Haggis-flavoured chocolate keich.
The Honours o Scotlan, haun picked
for waddings, birthdays and Burns nichts.
(Nou in stock:
de luxe edition wi Walter Scott.)
Colloquial Gaelic in Three Myths.
Genuine sporran, complete wi moths.
John Knox voodoo dolls made wi yer breiks.
A brief, dreich guide tae life in Leith.
Wi purchases ower the price o a dram,
a complementary clearance fae wir factor's man.
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